Thursday, September 20, 2007

You vs. Lion

So let's recap.

BE LARGE. Click here to calculate your BMI. Adjust accordingly with fast food.

SHOUT. Mainly derogatory statements. Mountain lions have low self-esteem.

PICK UP CHILDREN WITHOUT BENDING. Grasp them firmly by the head.

FIGHT BACK. Stick and move. Keep your guard up. Marques of Queensbury rules.

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