Saturday! Mark vs. Beetle!

OK, until now I've not felt the need to point out the erroneous male color scheme of this female Mallard. It's to be expected from some metro-centric King Features office jockey. But evidently they've decided to take some artistic license here with the ducklings because I would contend that no one is that stupid. Either that or they've hired a four year old and he happens to like his duckies blue. It still doesn't quite explain why Mark and Homer seem to have joined the living dead.



Funny! Funny sh**! Go Walkers, go!

National Gorilla Suit Day!

Mark Evanier wants us all to prepare for this very important day, which is right smack around the corner. Unfortunately, I'm not sure where my old Don Martin books are. Speaking of that, gone are the days when you could go down to Snyder Drug and peruse the paperbacks for Mad and Peanuts compilations. Now all you find are self-help books and Steven King. I developed my taste for the written word from Louis Lamour, dammit, and I'm not afraid to admit it!