Sonuvva Bostich

It's a stapler.

How about that first frame for a post-ironic non-contextual image macro? I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.

Ask Mr. Fox?

I found this on Sherm Cohen's blog and it comes right from the "I'll Be Damned" Department. Turns out the Tootsie Pop commercial we all know from our youth is the edited version. Who knew? Visit Sherm's site to watch it.

He's right, Mr. Fox is pretty cool.

Utopian Interlude

With all the talk of zombies and armageddon lately, I thought it would be nice to have a utopian interlude. I pulled this Westinghouse ad from the amazing Paleo-Future blog, a daily chronicle of the future that never happened. Elektro is awesome! He sells appliances and sings and smokes! I don't know about Sparko though. Rags the robotic dog from Woody Allen's Sleeper is a much more pleasing artificial companion.

Interestingly, I just bought Dylan's album Bringing It All Back Home, and was just listening to "Gates of Eden" while writing this, which seems to be about paradise lost, kinda. I guess we can't help but return to zombies and armageddon, eventually.

A Stupid Thing

What more can be said about this? It's just a stupid thing.

Now! Accordions!

FIVE DAY FREE TRIAL!?!? Hell, I'd make noise for five days. See how fun the world was in 1960? Why, on a warm sunny evening, you could stroll out on the porch in your penny loafers and you'd hear the gentle HEEEEEEHAAAAAW of accordion music wafting in from every which-a-way.

Be Like Bob

Take a look at good ol' Bob Dobson here. Isn't he just filled with mirth and glee? Now I ask you, why can't you get up off your stinkin' couch, wipe the Dorito crumbs from your sweat-stained t-shirt and get excited about New Ideas in Photography like Bob? Don't you want to watch crude out-of-sync film stock from the 60's while laughing like an idiot? What's wrong with the world today? Where did we take the wrong turning?!?!