Romanian Snowman

I recently ran across a blog from a talented young Romanian cartoonist named Smoking Cool Cat, and this particular cartoon cracked me right up. I left him a comment asking about it, but it looks like the blog has been abandoned for several months.

So, what the hell is this guy saying? The possibilities are endless. You know, he kinda looks like Buster Bluth. "Lucille two is not a "b", Mother!!!"