Armageddon Wednesday

Just thought I'd take this time to point out that my local post office also happens to be my local fallout shelter. I'm not sure anyone but me has really taken the time to acknowledge that. Are all the old granite-walled post offices designated as such? If so, rest assured that after the bombs fall postal workers will rule the world! Imagine, a whole planet of people ruining my mail. The whistling alone would be deafening.