He's the... Drunken General

The Comics Curmudgeon already commented on this one a while back. But he doesn't seem to understand that General Halftrack is partaking in a perfectly normal drunken rumination. Who doesn't, in an extremely intoxicated state, daydream about gnomes becoming comfortably well-off, birds hovering in a vacuum, or Lisa Kudrow's after-death concert series? Josh is right about the golf club rainbow though. What the f*** is that?